It appears to be universal that when one encounters a large truck bearing multiple patriotic and religious displays, along with a handicapped license plate, one can be reasonably certain the word "handicapped" refers at least in part to the driver's mental capacity and ability to drive.
Observation 2:
As I was enjoying a refreshing glass of ice water from my Brita(R)-filtered water pitcher to quench that nagging thirst that only the crisp taste of Brita(R)-filtered water can quench (free swag? Please? Email for where to send my stuff!), I noticed something shocking:
No, not that I am an extraordinarily talented facial actor, or that my chair is pink (shut it, it was free), or that my hair has preternatural spikiness, but rather that China modeled their
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Don't forget, Joel...that Wal-Mart tumbler was probably made in China. So it may be that your kitchenware is an early prototype of the Water Cube. Apparently they decided to make the real one bigger...
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I tried as hard as I could to break, lose, or destroy that pink chair during the move. It is like something from a horror movie...it always comes back from the dead!
Good point. I wonder what I have around the house that is the mini-prototype of the Bird's Nest...
ReplyDeleteAnd if you killed my chair, where would I sit? You know I left the couch behind!