My first hurricane

So I was going to get all excited about my first experience with tropical weather system. There would be a series of daily posts tracking the path of tropical storm hurricane tropical storm Fay and up-to-the-minute reports of how much rain we were getting and how severe the weather was.

Yeah.

Fay just couldn't get it together. That's right, Fay. I'm calling you out. You weak-willed bunch of clouds. What are you? Afraid of little old me? Can't even get the minimum wind speed or organization to be considered even a category one hurricane. Sheesh. Oh, and now you're going to head away from here?

You, Fay, totally ruin the street cred of tropical weather systems everywhere.