ITLAPD

In celebration of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, my worst best:

A pirate's favorite chemical element?  Arrrrgon
A pirate's favorite transitional fossil?  Arrrrchaeopteryx
A pirate's favorite ancient Greek ship?  The Arrrrgos
A pirate's favorite pair of socks?  Arrrrgyle
A pirate's favorite Parisian landmark? L'Arrrrche de Triomphe
A pirate's favorite comic strip cat owner?  Jon Arrrrbuckle
A pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?  Arrrrby's
A pirate's favorite foreign-born American governor?  Arrrrnold Schwartzenneger
A pirate's favorite Dutch WWII landmark?  Arrrrnhem Bridge
A pirate's favorite Victorian adventure novel?  Arrround the World in Eighty Days
A pirate's favorite overestimated stage play?  Arrrsenic and Old Lace
A pirate's favorite modern aesthetic movement?  Arrrrt deco
A pirate's favorite Caribbean vacation spot?  Arrrruba
A pirate's favorite conservationist holiday?  Arrrrbor Day

Put your own in the comments.